what do you mean most rappers don’t play ukulele 

Fused at the wrist, I simply tell them they should shoot at this.

(Source: twenyonepilots)

(Source: showmyotherside)


id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

1D is a ridiculously popular boy band from London, England, who perform catchy, tightly produced songs that somehow manage to be saccharine and nonthreatening as they taunt you with lyrics about how they’re going to plow your daughter.
  • X (it’s from the article where they rank the boys but god dammit this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about 1D)


I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

(Source: orangeis)

You guys just can’t keep me here!

I can’t let you leave.

(Source: minhotherunner)

"What the hell is that?"

"This is the first real clue you found" (x)

(Source: breadandfiremakestoast)

(Source: barkingsparrows)

your boys bringing it

(Source: twenyonepilots)