• Superman: Yeah. But it’s not fair, because he’s got the twitter name ‘Batman.’ Somebody already took the twitter name ‘Superman’ and all they do is tweet about how dumb I am.
  • Green Lantern: Yeah, but who would do a thing like that?
  • Superman: I don’t know. Some asshole named Bruce Wayne.

Moving back to Boston in less than 12 hours so I should probably sleep

And by sleep I mean finish watching A Very Potter Musical and maybe watch the sequal bye


i hate the internet

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[meets 5sos]

[slips michael my number]

give that to jack barakat, thanks

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone | Iconic Lines

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Just wear all black.
ALWAYS (via phuckindope)

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My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

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if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time